SPAGHETTI AND EYEBALLS

SPAGHETTI AND EYEBALLS

YOU’LL SEE, THIS TASTES GREAT (AND LOOKS GROSS)!

1 1/2 LBS GROUND BEEF 1 (7OZ) JAR PIMENTO STUFFED OLIVES
1 CUP SEASONED BREADCRUMBS 1 (14OZ) JAR SPAGHETTI SAUCE
T TBLS KETCHUP 3 QUARTS WATER
1 EGG 1 TSP SALT
1/4 TSP PEPPER 1 (8OZ) PACKAGE SPAGHETTI
1/2 TSP OREGANO 2 TBLS BUTTER

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

LARGE MIXING BOWL ¨ MIXING SPOON ¨ BAKING DISH ¨ LARGE POT ¨ COLANDER

¨ SERVING BOWL ¨ SERVING SPOON

    1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

 

  • Mix the ground beef, breadcrumbs, ketchup, egg, pepper, and oregano in a large bowl. The form the meat mixture into about 18 to 24 eyeball-sized balls.
  • Press an olive into each eyeball, pimento side out. Place the eyeballs in a baking dish, cover them with the spaghetti sauce, and bake for 45 minutes.
  • About 15 minutes before the eyeballs are done, fill a large pot with 3 quarts of water. Add salt. Set on medium heat and follow package directions to cook the spaghetti.
  • After the spaghetti has cooked, carefully drain it in a colander over the sink. Transfer it to a serving bowl and toss with butter (so spaghetti doesn’t stick together).
  • When your eyeballs are done, carefully remove them from the oven and spoon onto the spaghetti, irises up. Spoon sauce from the pan around them.

 

 

Serves 6 evil optometrists.